I always wonder how my friends can write with such fancy words. My writing is just using plain common daily words. Some of you may say I am jealous, or some would think that I am a dumb dumb. Well, none of that is true. I just have not used 100% of my verbal linguistic skills yet.
Lemme show you how to turn a dull sentence into a nice sentence. Below is the original sentence, taken from a piece of paper in front of me.
“You have been assigned as a system analyst for an exciting web site project. The system will enable the customer to purchase and download music legally.”
Now, this is the flowery sentence:
“You have been designated as a coordination psychiatrist for a stimulating mesh site mission. The arrangement will abet the punter to procure and download melody legitimately.”
Better right? Thanks to me and microsoft word’s thesaurus.. Wakaka…