I always wonder how my friends can write with such fancy words. My writing is just using plain common daily words. Some of you may say I am jealous, or some would think that I am a dumb dumb. Well, none of that is true. I just have not used 100% of my verbal linguistic skills yet.
Lemme show you how to turn a dull sentence into a nice sentence. Below is the original sentence, taken from a piece of paper in front of me.
“You have been assigned as a system analyst for an exciting web site project. The system will enable the customer to purchase and download music legally.”
Now, this is the flowery sentence:
“You have been designated as a coordination psychiatrist for a stimulating mesh site mission. The arrangement will abet the punter to procure and download melody legitimately.”
Better right? Thanks to me and microsoft word’s thesaurus.. Wakaka…
Kakakakka … very frivolous ! It’s so frilly that system analyst = coordination psychiatrist, and exciting website project = stimulating mesh site mission !!! LOL ! “download melody” !!!!
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Hahahaha…. very funny!! I would like to express my gratitude for your words which have lightened up my day that was previously tiresome and mind-numbing.
Okay, so I used your thesaurus trick!
I actually just meant to say “Thanks for brightening my day! I was marking
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Mr AA Gym once said that a smart person is someone who affords to make a clear explanation to everyone from the high level, mid level till the ‘ndeso’ people. (Hey Chad, don’t u dare trying to correct my grammar dude, love me just the way I am)
If any of u think u are damn smart, find a way to make good sentences which is understandable to every level of civilization
So on your ” My writing is just using plain common daily words. ” statement, I give u my full support (I’ve been dizzy on the office daily task already, so don’t mess my whole day up with the perfect grammar blog)
To the “Some of you may say I am jealous” statement, I think u thought u were not jealous but in fact u are bro …… hehehe
But don’t give up, u make a good progress. I think u will make a good improvement if u just admit that u are really jealous and try hard to make it better than today…….huahahahahha
bravo rich!!….you made a big progress….
Hola faretaste
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