It is a totally different perspective now. From the front of the class, I get to see people doing their tests.. excitedly (not).
Let me describe some of the students’ behavior. There is one student that either pretend to think and then sleep or pretend to sleep but thinking. There is a student with a cold sneezing all the time, well, she looks genuine. ( I hope no cheat notes hiding in her tissue bag). There is a boy who stair at the board most of the time as if the answers will appear from it (He thought he is Tom Hanks in DaVinci Code), while picking his nose.
From their look, I would guess 20% will fail, 40% pass, 20% B, and 10% A. We’ll see whether my psychic ability has increased or not.
Kalo inget2 dulu lagi ujian, saya sering terlihat seperti picnic. (terutama pas final exam) Pen, pensil, dan kartu pengenal sih udah pasti harus bawa. Tambahan2 ga penting buat ujian lainnya juga perlu, spt: permen, potato chips/snake gum, water bottle, m&m, or kitkat (for having a break – 2 minutes), and maybe hainanese chicken rice with sambal jempol. (ya engga lah.. yg terakhir ini mana mungkin di kasih..)
Begitulah keadaan waktu exam di monash. By default, para penjaga ujian memegang asas praduga tak bersalah, jadinya kita cukup bebas (tapi tetep tenang, dan tidak mengganggu yang lain). Masalahnya sekali ketauan nyontek, student pasti fail, dan mungkin ada konsekuensi tambahan lainnya.. Makanya hanya orang2 nekat dan despo aja yg berani nyontek.
Anyway, at the moment the students are still diligently writing. Smoga tulisan2 pada kebaca. Bete abis kalo baca tulisan yang lebih jelek dari tulisan saya. (Selain karena ga mau kalah) Tulisan jelek juga bikin otak cenut2, bibir pecah2, susah buang air besar serta minus mata nambah. Dilema pun terjadi, kalo salah baca nilai murid turun, kalo usahain baca jadi penyakitan. Di saat seperti inilah pasukan lecturers diturunkan, advise para collegue dikumpulkan, dan tebak2an dimulai.
“Ini persuading…” “Bukan, kayaknya ini percentage deh..”
“Ah.. ini kayaknya prediction..”
Elo pasti mikir kan.. -> “Baca aja kalimat semuanya.. nanti kan ngerti.. ” Well, you are quite right.. but its just so happen that.. this is the first letter of the whole paper.
Anyway, again, kayaknya harus mulai jaga lagi lebih serius. Biar kaga ada yang nyontek. Kalo di sini kan, asas praduga student pasti nyontek..
Ciao..
Oh ya.. Dis comment is added to thank WA and SD for sending my drink.. (I am invigilating. cant go outside my class)
Ausss….
har har har…
beware of the unauthorized material..
also beware dat students mite think u’re gay by d way dey look at wahyu delivered d drinks to u…
Uwaaaa … live coverage from the examination hall !
Kekeke …. my principle : tulisan yang jelek bangettt , sampe acak2an itu sebetulnya pertanda kalo student tersebut sebenernya ngga yakin sama jawabannya , jadi he or she is trying to errr … main tipuan mata , kesimpulannya : salahin ajaaaaa ^___^
psstt , ngga ada student baca ini kan ?
O Week
Secara sengaja gw searching di google dgn keyword “Syamsul Arief Yoyo”… akhirnya terjebak di sebuah web site di salah satu accountnya yang masi aktif ampe sekarang. Dan disana masi terpampang foto kita jaman baheula dulu.Dari ki-ka: R…
Ati-ati… Pasti ada yang nyontek kalo lagi kepepet
an advise from the master of I-catch-you-if-you-try-whatsoever-to-cheat…..
The Rules
#1: Always, always, always check their pencil case/box
#2: Always check their sleeves
#3: Always, always, always check their pockets
#4: Always check their tissue bag….(aha!! maybe she did put it there mate!!)
#5: Always, always check underneath their papers (you definitely don’t want Afindo to cheat like he did in last final, right??)
#6: Always check their rulers, pens, erasers
(here comes the best tips..)
#7: Always check their belly, especially guys who likes to put notes between their belly and their belts (ok…by doing this you may now sound like a gay…as predicted!!)
#8: Always check the girls’ thigh; they might write notes there (especially LT since she likes to wear mini skirts….NOTE: you might not want to do this unless the woman is from the I.T. major which you want to get her cell phone number from)
When all these fails, JUST POSTPONE THE DAMN TEST mate, and play tktq.net!! hahahaha
and by the way..u r gay already mate, without havin me 2 get ur drink…l0l….j/k
i forget one thing…..BEEFY!!…l0l
Biarkanlahh mereka nyontek… Kan biar nilainya bagus.. kalau nilainya bagus, pasti orang akan berkata, “Wahh.. nilaimu bagus sekali, Nak.. pasti gurumu pandai sekali mengajarnya.. hebat dehhh…!”
Tapi kalau nantinya gara2 ‘pura2 pinter di kuliahan’ bikin mereka fail the real world, they could always turn to some reality shows and get famous and make money from it.
Yeah .. doing stupid stuff can make you famous this day n age.
Tapi fail in real world rasanya lebih berat de.. nanti malah depresi.. trus ngerokok, trus ngebut-ngebutan naik motor, trus minum2an keras, trus akhirnya mencari jalan di dunia hitam untuk menghasilkan uang.. (kok sounds like someone ya? -> untung dah tobat..)
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